Doc Popular ([info]csix) wrote,
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Someone drowned in the river

wooooooooo

I'm pretty sure someone's died at least once every term I've been up here, it's like a hundred-thousand-dollar game of russian roulette

A student who was participating in the summer Bridge Program at the Tuck School of Business was reported missing after swimming in the Connecticut River sometime early in the morning on August 12 2005. Officials from several local and regional police departments spent several hours on the river searching for the student and, at roughly 7 a.m. this morning, New Hampshire Fish and Game assumed jurisdiction for a recovery mission involving divers from around the state. The student's name is being withheld pending notification of the family. Our hearts are with the student's family at this difficult time and our immediate concern is the well being of those other students involved in the Bridge Program at the Tuck School. Extensive counseling is being provided to them and to others who request it.

Free counseling dude, I can't wait until they release this guy's name and I can skip class and pretend I knew him

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[info]evilzurr

August 12 2005, 16:51:13 UTC 6 years ago

yes, but wouldnt it be more pertinent if you began sobbing mid-lecture? that way, your profesor could feel all sympathetic and let you sleep with him/her for an A.

damnit, why dont any of my female profs want sex for grades? i hate my life.

[info]csix

August 12 2005, 18:46:52 UTC 6 years ago

funny i should read that while i'm in anthro

i did shit for studying for our last midterm, blanked out on half the exam questions and fully expected to fail, and somehow ended up a point away from a perfect score. i know this prof knows who i am, too, i've stayed after class and talked to him, and he stopped me to let me know what a grrrrreat exam it was - now i'm the last person in the world who would flatter myself, but there was seriously a second where i wondered if he really just gave me the A :I

joke's on him though, you have to be hotter than that to make sex-for-grades work in reverse

[info]evilzurr

August 12 2005, 19:57:15 UTC 6 years ago

jokes on you: he probably did you during the test.

i mean, come on, its fucking anthro. like anyone actually pays attention when they are thinking about that useless bologna. the whole reason you become an anthro prof is to smell girls' hair or check out their undergarments...

no, i want to sleep with my chem prof. i must admit, shes no janet reno, but im still fairly sure she was interested in my friend and me

[info]csix

August 12 2005, 20:08:03 UTC 6 years ago

i wore my favorite argyle tube top to his class

also o hello gbs

GRAAAAARRR LIBERAL ARTS HAVE FUN WORKING STARBUKKKS FOR THE NEXT THOUSAND YEARS YOU HIPPIE FAGGOTSSSSSS

[info]bennyjett

August 12 2005, 19:51:53 UTC 6 years ago

What question?

And I updated my LJ

P.S. I really really like your lj, it's pretty

[info]evilzurr

August 12 2005, 19:55:28 UTC 6 years ago

you have bad taste in livejournals

[info]csix

August 12 2005, 20:08:20 UTC 6 years ago

I HAVE BAD TASTE IN FRIENDS

[info]evilzurr

August 12 2005, 20:30:55 UTC 6 years ago

YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS YOU LIAR

[info]bennyjett

August 12 2005, 20:09:06 UTC 6 years ago

thank you, burning yak of prudence, that really means a lot to me.

[info]csix

August 12 2005, 20:10:31 UTC 6 years ago

hahah what the fuck

[info]evilzurr

August 12 2005, 20:31:38 UTC 6 years ago

someone actually reads those titles? sweeeet

[info]csix

August 12 2005, 20:03:39 UTC 6 years ago

Whether things are showing up right, but don't worry about it

I'm not sure how much I like it but it's better than it was and I'm not planning on being bored enough to mess with it again soon

I'll read it but you should still call me sometime, do you work today

[info]bennyjett

August 12 2005, 20:11:34 UTC 6 years ago

no no work today, im not sure when, but monica'll call me.

I'll cal you soon, but i dont have money on my phone, and mom has been picking up the other line and randomly listening to conversations lately, so whatev. :)

[info]csix

August 12 2005, 20:16:16 UTC 6 years ago

Well don't worry about it, I'll talk to you Sunday night if not before then :)
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